Frag mich was! Did you miss me?
Posted 13 hours ago

msaliddell:

darlingbenny:

but look at how cute sherlock’s thinking face is

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Posted 13 hours ago

thefamilyjuless:

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

NOPE.

Posted 15 hours ago

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

s33rofheart:

willfosho:

s33rofheart:

does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the fuck this means?????????????

You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter.

thanks

(Source: ipocrisia)

Posted 1 day ago

bethums:

fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

(Source: pucaquilla)

Posted 1 day ago

tavoriel:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

pizza

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

Posted 1 day ago

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.